Baron Bomburst Quotes in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Baron Bomburst: [a volice over the portable radio transmitter] Jawohl?

First Spy: This is "X" speaking.

[faint squealing static]

Baron Bomburst: Shrecks?

First Spy: "X"!

Baron Bomburst: Lex?

First Spy: [becoming pompously frustrated that his own accomplice can't remember/understand who he is] EX! As in...

[feverishly tries to think of a suitable word to use as an example of pronunciation]

Second Spy: [hastily offering a helpful suggestion] Eggs and bacon.

First Spy: [nodding in agreement] Eggs and BAY-KUHN! Send transport immediately!

Baron Bomburst: [very frustrated] Dolls? Dolls? I have hundreds of dolls! Oh, no dolls.

Toymaker: But-but this is not just an ordinary doll, Your Excellency.

[winds the music box. scooting away]

Toymaker: You see?

Baron Bomburst: [talking over a comical-looking gramophone-style "morning-glory horn" loudspeaker that he lowers down to Grandpa Potts on a long scissor-link extension arm] Good morning. Thiz is your captain speaking. We hope you had a pleasant trip. In a few moments we will be landing in Vulgaria.

Grandpa: Where?

Baron Bomburst: Vul-GARE-ee-ah.

Grandpa: Oh.

Baron Bomburst: So, please fasten your seatbelt, and no-o-o-o smoking. Thank you!

[starts to raise the speaker back up again]

Grandpa: Thank YOU.

Baron Bomburst: [obligingly lowering the loudspeaker again] You aaarrrre WELcome!

Baron Bomburst: Oh, I haven't seen a good drowning in years.