Barista Quotes in Role Models (2008)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share

Barista Quotes:

  • Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?

    Barista: A what?

    Danny: Large black coffee.

    Barista: Do you mean a venti?

    Danny: No, I mean a large.

    Barista: Venti is large.

    Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

    Barista: A venti is a large coffee.

    Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

  • Barista: That'll be $7.50.

    Blaine: Well, it's usually only, like, $5.50.

    Barista: It's aggravation charge. Since I'm the only one working today, pay it or leave it.

Browse more character quotes from Role Models (2008)

+1
Share
Pin
Like
Send
Share