Barbara Keeley Quotes in The Birdcage (1996)

Senator Kevin Keeley: [in drag] No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress. I told them white would make me look fat.

Barbara Keeley: [in female drag] What about me? I'm just as pretty as the rest of these guys!

Louise Keeley: Who is this boy, Barbie? When was the last time you saw him?

Barbara Keeley: Please don't call me Barbie. This afternoon at two o'clock. We've been sleeping together for a year.

Senator Kevin Keeley: Oh God, has he been tested?

Louise Keeley: Oh, Kevin!

Barbara Keeley: Yes, and so have I.

[Louise screams]