Barbara Gordon Quotes in The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Barbara Gordon: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?

Batman: 'Cause last time I checked, I only have one butt.

Barbara Gordon: Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.

Bruce Wayne: He has aged phenomenally.

Barbara Gordon: Is that your son?

Robin: Yes, I am!

Batman: [laughs nervously] Is that my son? No, that's just weird.

Barbara Gordon: It's weirder if it's not your son.

[the night Gordon is shot, his wife opens her door and sees Stephens and Ramirez]

Barbara Gordon: [realizing why they've come] No!

Detective Stephens: I'm so sorry, Barbara...

Barbara Gordon: [pushing Jimmy away] Jimmy, go play with your sister, go ahead.

[Stephens hugs her as she sobs]

Detective Stephens: If there's anything I can do...

Barbara Gordon: [to Batman in the shadows] Are you up there? Are you? You brought this craziness on us! You did! You brought this on us...

Barbara Gordon: I saw that abyss you spoke about... very scary, but so tempting. I don't know how you resist it. I don't think it's humanly possible after a while. Be careful.