Bar Patron Quotes in Sudden Impact (1983)

Bar Patron: [after slugging Ray Parkins] Are you looking for trouble, pal?

Harry Callahan: I'm looking for friends of George Wilburn.

Bar Patron: What'd he do?

Harry Callahan: He lost his balls... he got killed.

[the whole bar starts laughing]

Bar Patron: Are you sure I can't give you a lift?

Cassie Phillips: I'd rather face the muggers.

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

Bar Patron: Something wrong, Ainsley?

Ainsley Jarvis: No of course not, Bruno. The Inspector here was just warning me that I had to watch my step. You see, back in France, he's known as King of the Tango.

Clouseau: [shocked] Tango?

Ainsley Jarvis: Oh, I'd love to.

Bar Patron: Hey Muerte, you lookin' pretty banged up.

Muerte: Yeah? Well you should see the other guys! 50 guys, with chains, and dogs, you should see what they look like!

Bar Patron: That ain't what I heard at all. I heard it was one guy, with a cute little tiny baby! Ha Ha Ha!

[bar patrons laugh with him]

Bar Patron: Which one was it who did this to you, Muerte? Was it the guy, or that cute little tiny baby! Ha Ha Ha!

Muerte: [grabs the patron by the back of the head and smashes it down on the bar, breaking his beer glass on his face]

Bar Patron: Aaaahhhhhh! Owwwwwwww!

[screaming in pain]

Muerte: My name is Muerte! My name is Death!

[gets up and starts to storm out of the bar, then turns around]

Muerte: Don't you forget that! Scumhooks!

Bar Patron: Kid, I've probably slept longer than you've lived.

Mike Hanson: How did you figure it out?

Bar Patron: After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."

Bar Patron: Can I buy you a drink?

Arnold: Oh, fuck off!

Arnold: [later, after coming out of the back room] At least I don't have to cook him breakfast.

Bar patron: [hitting on Michael in front of Carlos] Hey baby.

Carlos: Hey don't squeeze the Charmin, papa, ok?

[strangling the Skanky Chick]

Bar Patron: Die, Skanky Chick, die!

Bar Patron: Hey Fräulein, show us some legs!

Bar Patron: [as he walks in and sees the dead Nicolay by the toilet after Katie killed him]

[in Bulgarian]

Bar Patron: Pathetic drunk asshole!

[his girlfriend runs up and sees the dead body; she screams loudly]

[Lou at the bar gets tripped by a bar patron]

Lou Chambers: [the bar patron chuckles] What, you think that's funny?

Bar Patron: [the man throws his hand up towards Lou] Ahh!

Lou Chambers: Ahh, what, huh? I'm asking you. You think it's funny tripping a guy on the way to the fucking can?

Bar Patron: Look, buddy...

Lou Chambers: [Jacob and Hank hold Lou back] Oh, don't buddy me! What the... See, this right here is my buddy. This guy right here is my buddy. You're not my fucking buddy, huh, you got it?

Joe: I've got no use for Kane, but he's got guts.

Bar Patron: You're mighty broadminded, Joe.

Lion: It'll be ladies' night every Monday night of the week! And we'll have... uh...

Bar Patron: Lollipops!

Lion: LOLLIPOPS!

Bar Patron: Nobody's tough when it comes to beauty, huh Chet?

Chet Frank: Indeed.