Bar owner Quotes in Killer Bean Forever (2009)

Killer Bean: [Walking out of the bathroom after taking a long time] Sorry, it was a double-flusher.

Bar owner: But you only flushed once.

Alfred Lubitsch: Answer yes, and I owe you 100 francs. Answer no, and you owe me 100, okay?

Bar Owner: Okay.

Alfred Lubitsch: Here's the question: Can you loan me 100 francs?

[hitman enters the room of the bar owner]

Bar Owner: Who are you?

Jeff Costello: Doesn't matter.

Bar Owner: What do you want?

Jeff Costello: To kill you.

[shoots him]

Bar Owner: That's great. Now let's see your penis.