Banjo Quotes in The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942)

Banjo: [lasciviously to Nurse Preen] Come to my room in a half hour and bring some rye bread.

Banjo: Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go, and still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?

Sheridan Whiteside: Banjo, my lad, you're wonderful. I may write a book about you.

Banjo: Don't bother, I can't read!

Banjo: [to Nurse Preen] I can feel the hot blood pounding through your varicose veins.

Sheridan Whiteside: How long can you stay?

Banjo: Just long enough to take a bath.

Banjo: We didn't want this.

Banjo: He's square baby. Really square.

Rod: Look, you just keep trying to put that square peg in a round hole and everything'll be FINE!

Banjo: That square bugs me! HE REALLY BUGS MEEEE!

Banjo: Man, you're messin' with private stock...

Sabata: I'm on the right side.

Banjo: Which side is that?

Sabata: Not the side against the law.

Banjo: [Sees Carrincha reaching to scratch his head, which is actually a stealthy attempt to grab his hidden knife] Carrincha... leave your fleas alone.