Bandito #2 Quotes in ¡Three Amigos! (1986)

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: [the Three Amigos step out into the street while Carmen gets the horses]

Bandito #3: If I don't get some tequila, somebody's gonna die!

[Shoots the clay pots off the railing at one of the nearby homes]

Lucky Day: I'm Lucky Day!

Ned Nederlander: I'm Ned Nederlander!

Dusty Bottoms: And I'm Dusty Bottoms! And together we are...

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: The Three Amigos!

[each does the Amigo salute]

Lucky Day: [sees Carmen has brought the horses] Let's ride!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: [the Three Amigos mount their horses, and ride to stand, horse to horse, with the banditos]

Lucky Day: Well, you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!

Bandito #2: Son of a motherless goat? And who are you?

Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!

[pauses]

Ned Nederlander: Line!

Dusty Bottoms: [under breath] Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...

Ned Nederlander: Wherever liberty is threatened! You will find...

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: The Three Amigos!

[begin riding their horses all over the town square, shooting their pistols in the air]

Lucky Day: Arriba! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Dusty Bottoms: [juggles his gun back and forth from each hand, grins]

Ned Nederlander: Arriba!

Bandito #3: Who are these monkeys?

Bandito #2: I don't know!

Bandito #3: Should we kill them?

Bandito #2: No! Let's go tell El Guapo what we have seen here!

Bandito #2, Bandito #3: [turn their horses around, and ride off towards their encampment]

Lucky Day: Ah Ha Ha! And don't come back!

Townspeople: Viva Los Amigos! Viva Los Amigos!

Pablo: Viva Los Amigos!

[the townspeople begin to cheer and chant the Amigos]