Bambino Quotes in They Call Me Trinity (1970)

Tobias: [as Trinity and Bambino ride into the Mormon camp] Welcome, brothers!

Bambino: [gruffly, to Trinity] Who told him we were brothers?

Trinity: [innocently] Wasn't me.

Trinity: I'm sorry, but I couldn't let them call Ma an old...

Bambino: But it's true.

Trinity: Yeah, but she ain't that old.

Bambino: One shop destroyed. Three heads split like overripe melons. One man wounded and one castrated. All in two hours. Just two hours I left you alone. Two hours.

Trinity: Well, you asked me to give you a hand.

Bambino: Not like that, Beetle Brain!

Passerby: Hi there, Sheriff.

Bambino: Shut up.

Trinity: Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble.

Bambino: You never knew how to do anything else.

Bambino: You get washed up. And tomorrow, you leave.

Trinity: See ya later.

Bambino: No you're NOT gonna see me later!

Trinity: Oh, come on, Bambino. No sense...

Bambino: Don't call me Bambino!

Trinity: You want me to call you Sheriff?

Bambino: Don't call me, at all. Not even if you're drownin'.

Trinity: [Getting ready to fight it out with a bunch of The Major's men] You gonna handle this lot?

Bambino: [big, leisurely yawn] I just woke up, you take your share.

[the Major's Men look around at each other, startled]

Tobias: Have you seen what faith will do?

Bambino: It'll work, if you put it in a rifle barrel.

Bambino: How's our old lady?

Trinity: The same. She's always got something wrong with her.

Bambino: Now, where the devil is it?

Trinity: In New Orleans, runnin' a whorehouse.

Bambino: I was talkin' about the bullet.

Bambino: Swear on our old lady.

Trinity: May she become an honest woman, if I'm tellin' a lie.

Bambino: I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at our Ma. She shoulda strangled you, or at least drowned ya when you were born.

Trinity: Did you see their eyes? They looked like two frightened fawns.

Bambino: Two frightened fawns! They're probably a couple of sluts looking for customers.l

Trinità: You leavin', right away?

Bambino: If you're stayin', yeah.

Trinità: Why don't you talk to him, Pa?

The Father: [to Bambino] Listen: if I was you, I'd drown him, right there in that tub.

Trinità: Hey, you ain't gonna take the old geezer up on that are ya? Ma!

Bambino: [in a church confession booth] Hey, I'm warnin' you, friend: no rattin' on me, huh?

Abbot: No, no. Aside from myself, only He shall know.

Bambino: No! Either it's between you and me, or nothin' doin'!

Trinità: Aw, listen, Bambino...

Bambino: Shut up. And don't call me Bambino.

Trinità: What do you want me to call you?

Bambino: Nothin'.

Bambino: Why, you! I'll teach you to go around absolvin' people!

Abbot: May the Lord be with you, sir.

Bambino: Naw, we know the way.

Trinità: May the good lord...

Bambino: Put a bullet between your eyes!

Older monk: It is Lucifer. Lucifer in person!

Trinità: [to Bambino] You know him?

Bambino: No, I've never heard of him. He sounds like a professional from back East.

Trinità: [to Monk] Hmm. Well, this Lucifer or whatever shows up, tell him to go to hell.

Waiter: [taking the boys' order] May I suggest...

Bambino: No, you may not! Just bring us something to eat. And on the double!