Bald con Quotes in Strange Brew (1983)

Doug McKenzie: [to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell] Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.

Bald con: Youse guys like a smoke?

Doug McKenzie: No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway.

[scoffs]

Doug McKenzie: Lawyers are for sucks.

Bailiff: Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.

[Doug and Bob run out of the cell as the convicts relize too late that they were fooled]