Bailey Pruitt Quotes in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Bailey Pruitt: [questioning a witness in court] You don't like our little town very much, do you Mr. Walsh?

Mr. Walsh: I have nothing against your town, Mr. Pruitt.

Bailey Pruitt: Did you say, "What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"

Bailey Pruitt: [In court] Objection! That statement is...

[Can't think of a good reason, then under his breath]

Bailey Pruitt: Fuck it...

Bailey Pruitt: Big doings here in Mystery. Price World wants to build a store here, and now the New York Rangers are coming to town.

Judge Walter Burns: Mr Pruitt, I don't want to hear anything more about a hockey game in this courtroom. I told you about this.

Bailey Pruitt: I'm sorry your honor, I'm fat.