Bailey Quotes in RED 2 (2013)
Bailey: When you mess with me, that's what you get.
Bailey: [Realizes the bomb is hidden in the plane he is fleeing with and it is about to go off] I didn't see that one coming!
Bailey: Oh, fuck!
Bailey: I had a purpose, I was needed again and again and again. With each new life I was learning a new lesson.
Bailey: Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened, and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just, be here now. Be. Here. Now.
Bailey: Trust me, I won't let you hit anything. Wall!
Bailey: It's your destiny, Destiny.
Bailey: I hit my head very hard out there. See how swollen it is!
Destiny: Your head is supposed to be big! You're a beluga!
Bailey: Can you please keep it down over there? My head hurts.
Dory: Who's that?
Destiny: [whispering] That's my neighbor, Bailey. He was brought in with a head injury.
Bailey: I know you're talking about me, Destiny.
Destiny: [blocking Bailey's view with her flipper] He thinks he can't use his echolocation, but I've overheard the doctors talking.
Bailey: I'm right here.
Destiny: There's not a thing wrong with him.
Bailey: Hear every word you're saying about me.
Dory: What's echolocation?
Destiny: Well, Bailey's head is supposed to put out a call and the echo helps him find objects far away.
[Turns to face Bailey]
Destiny: Oh, but apparently, he's still *healing*.
Bailey: Now I know you're talking about me.
Bailey: Still not clear. Still not clear...
Destiny: You don't have to say when it's not time...
Destiny: Just tell me when it *is* time!
Bailey: Okay, here we go. And, *wait*!
Destiny: [flounders in the water] "Here we go, wait." Are you *serious*?
Bailey: Okay, on the count of three...
Destiny: Don't count. Just say, "Go."
Bailey: [shouting] Go! Now, now. Do it! Do it!
Bailey: You know what I like most about the stars? You look at them, at all of them up there... and you just know there's gotta be something more than...
Bailey: There has to be.
Tibby: Are you scared?
Bailey: Not of dying, really. It's more that I'm afraid of time. And not having enough of it. Time to figure out who I'm supposed to be... to find my place in the world before I have to leave it. I'm afraid of what I'll miss.
Bailey: [in a video-recording] Hey, it's me, Bailey. You don't have to use this in your movie or anything, although now that I think of it, fainting in Wallman's does kind of qualify me as a loser. But then again, wearing a price sticker on your forehead probably makes you one, too. Ya know, I don't know, Tibby, maybe the truth is there's a little bit of loser in all of us, ya know? Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things like wearing these pants or getting to a new level of Dragon's Lair - making those count for more than the bad stuff. Maybe we just get through it... and that's all we can ask for.
Bailey: I want you to do something for me.
Bailey: Finish your movie.
Bailey: Because you can.
Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
Bailey: I'm 12!
Tibby: Same difference.
Bailey: No, when I was 10 I didn't have an iPod.
Tibby: Mhm, you're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?
Tibby: I brought something for you... ta da.
Bailey: The Traveling Pants.
Tibby: Yeah, I just got them back, from Lena.
Bailey: The one in Greece.
Tibby: Yeah, she said that we were right all along and that the pants are magic and I don't know the details but I do know Lena and for her to say that means... that it must be true... so I was thinking that maybe you could have them for a while.
Bailey: They don't fit me, remember?
Tibby: [in tears] Yeah, I know, but that doesn't matter... none of it really matters... you have to take them, Bailey... okay, you have to let them help you... please. I know that you're tired, okay, but you can't give up, the Pants will give you a miracle, you have to believe.
Bailey: The Pants have already worked their magic on me. They brought me to you.
[when Bailey is being taken away on the stretcher-type thing when she fainted in Wallman's and looks at Tibby]
Bailey: You have a price sticker on your forehead.
Tibby: Well what, what is she doing here? Tell me.
Bailey: She's thinking.
Tibby: She's thinking? I think she's trying to grow a brain, that's what.
Tibby: Oh man, you were right, and I was wrong, but I'm... I'm wrong about most people, so...
Bailey: The important thing is... you always change your mind about them.
Bailey: You know, I read that when Bill Gates was younger, he ran a lemonade stand.
Tibby: No, you don't know that.
Bailey: Yeah I do, I read it in a magazine.
Tibby: No, where did you read that?
Bailey: ...In a magazine.
Bailey: So, uh, who told you?
Tibby: Uh, told me what?
Bailey: You found out, didn't you?
Tibby: We still have time for one more interview...
Bailey: It's called leukemia... and yeah, I would like to come with you, but are you just asking because you feel sorry for me?
Tibby: I don't know... maybe.
Tiffany: [on phone] Hello.
Bailey: Hey I'm on my way. And don't forget my money.
Tiffany: See you soon. And Bailey, don't you forget.
[Bailey nearly gets into an accident from glancing at the bag]
Tiffany: Curiosity killed the cat.
Baxter: We've gotta go out there with more than shotguns for Christs sakes. We're gonna need fucking bazookas!
Sheriff: Alright, alright, look. You boys have been through alot tonight. Bailey you book the Bradley boy. Baxter take the bassinet of baby Belial's in back and get Brody to come by! Where's Brannon and Banner?
Bailey: It's thursday Sheriff.
Sheriff: Aha. Call the lane and tell 'em to get their butts back here! In the meantime, I'm going out there myself!
Bailey: This is no life for a vampire!
Bailey: I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended.
Bailey: We're going on a road trip!
Bailey: This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing.
Bailey: Normal guys would die for this.
Dean: I'm just distracted.
[McNally and Bailey search the lower basement levels of the museum in the dark]
McNally: Have you tried the lattes with the whole milk? Very smooth.
Bailey: I like espresso. Forget smooth.
McNally: What the fuck do you know?
Bailey: I know I like espresso.
McNally: Yeah, but have you tried lattes?
McNally: There's supposed to be a door around here someplace. Here it is. Here it is. Jesus.
[the two police officers begin to walk down a pitch black stairwell]
Bailey: [Bailey chants out into the dark] Come out, come out, wherever you are.
[Officers McNally and Bailey watch the high profile guests as they make their way through the exhibition area]
Bailey: [McNally takes a drink of his coffee] The coffee's terrible.
McNally: It's bitter, very bitter.
[Det. Hollingsworth tries to gather the remaining trapped museum guests to get out through the underground tunnels]
Tom Parkinson: Excuse me, but I don't care what Lieutenant D - Whatever the hell his name is says! I'm staying!
Mr. Blaisedale: I'm afraid my wife and I will be staying as well.
Dr. Ann Cuthbert: Mr. Blaisedale, we must stay together.
Mr. Blaisedale: My wife won't physically be able to go down stairs or through tunnels. It's best if we stay behind.
Det. Hollingsworth: One of us can carry her!
Mrs. Blaisedale: It's out of the question. We'll be fine here.
Dr. Greg Lee: It's okay, officer. I'll stay behind and protect Mr. and Mrs. Blaisedale.
Bailey: Give me a break.
Tom Parkinson: We're not going. What are you going to do, shoot us?
Det. Hollingsworth: All right. All right.
Det. Hollingsworth: [Det. Hollingsworth looks back to officers McNally and Bailey] One of you stays here with them. Now who's it going to be?
Bailey: [McNally and Bailey both in unison] I'll stay!
McNally: [McNally and Bailey look to each other] I'll stay!
Det. Hollingsworth: McNally, you're staying!
Bailey: Hey, you got plenty of ammo?
McNally: I'm loaded.
Det. Hollingsworth: Okay. Let's move!
Tom Parkinson: Dr. Cuthbert. Dr. Cuthbert! I'm sorry, but I don't think you should do this.
Dr. Ann Cuthbert: Bullshit, Tom. You're fired.
Det. Hollingsworth: I'll lead with the shotgun. Bailey, you stay at the back. The rest are single file. It's going to be dark. We go slow, we go quiet, and we stick together!
[the group begins to follow Det. Hollingsworth into a dark stairwell]
Det. Hollingsworth: All right. Stay close and watch your step.
Bailey: Let's keep it going. Keep it going.
Dr. Greg Lee: [Dr. Lee talks to the Blaisedales who are still in shock by the situation] Can I get you a drink?
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