Badger Quotes in Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Badger: In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That's all.

Mr. Fox: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

Badger: The cuss you are.

Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?

Badger: No, you cussing with me?

Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!

Badger: If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!

Mr. Fox: You're not gonna cuss with me!

[Both start snarling at each other, and then settle down]

Mr. Fox: Just buy the tree.

Badger: Okay.

Mr. Fox: [after animals have dug through the wall] You scared the cuss out of us!

Badger: A lot of good animals...

[starts screaming]

Badger: ... are probably going to die, because of you! Half the woods have been obliterated, nobody can get out, and right now, my wife is at the bottom of a flint mine with no food, no water, and 27 starving animal brats!

Mr. Fox: [in a cellar with many of the other animal characters] Allright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?

[Linda raises her hand]

Mr. Fox: Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper?

[she holds up some paper]

Mr. Fox: Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?

Mole: I can see in the dark.

Mr. Fox: That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?

Linda Otter: Got it.

Mr. Fox: Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!

Rabbit: I'm fast.

Mr. Fox: You bet you are. Linda?

Linda Otter: Got it.

Mr. Fox: Beaver! Castor Fiber!

Beaver: I can chew through wood.

Mr. Fox: Amazing! Linda!

Linda Otter: Got it.

Mr. Fox: Badger! Meles Meles!

Badger: Demolitions expert.

Mr. Fox: What? Since when?

Badger: Mr. Fox having resolved a new plan, Badger says "Well, I guess we should, ah, probably split into a certain number of groups, and start doing something. Right?

Badger: [opens letter from Boggis,Bunce and Bean] Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines?

Kylie: To protect their identities. Oh, right, but then why did they sign their names? Plus, we already know who they are, because they're trying to kill us.

Motor car salesman: Mr Toad owes me... money.

[grins]

Badger: May I make a proposition?

Motor car salesman: We're always open to a deal...

Badger: If you remove these machines forthwith, I promise not to insert one portion of them into any part of your anatomy...

St John Weasel: [as Badger comes across the walk bay throwingg the weasels off the side] Oh! Steady on! Listen N... n... no... n... Calm down! n... n... no

Mole: [Badger has thrown three weasels off] I say! Badger!

St John Weasel: [backing up with Badger walking towards him] I... I'm not really a weasel... I'm a rabbit

[does rabbit teeth]

St John Weasel: They forced me to work he and you saved me, oh thank you, thank you!

Badger: Shut up! Keep moving!