Bad Hombre Quotes in Romancing the Stone (1984)

Jack T. Colton: I understand you have a car. We would like to buy it or rent it, we need to get to a town.

Juan: What do you call this I'm living in, a pigsty?

Jack T. Colton: Oh, no this is great...

Juan: Hit the road.

Jack T. Colton: No, senor, see we...

Juan: Hit-the-road.

Jack T. Colton: But we...

Juan: [Points a gun at him] Vaya con Dios, gringo.

Jack T. Colton: [Jack and Joan back off and turn around, to find that all of Juan's men have pulled guns on them too] Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one.

Juan: Joan Wilder... Joan Wilder? *The* Joan Wilder?

[Lowering gun, opening door and walking out]

Juan: You are Joan Wilder, the novelist?

Joan Wilder: Well, yes, I am.

Juan: I read your books! I read all your books!

[Turning to his men, in Spanish]

Juan: This is Joan Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays!

Bad Hombre: [awestruck] Juanita... Juanita, it's Juanita!

[all the men put away their guns and wave enthusiastically]