Bad Cop Quotes in The Lego Movie (2014)

Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!

Bad Cop: Playing dumb, Masterbuilder?

Emmet: No! I- Masterbuilder?

Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?

Emmet: No, I...

Bad Cop: Or the Special?

Emmet: No! No, I...

Bad Cop: You're a liar!

[Starts kicking and wrestling a chair]

Emmet: Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

Bad Cop: [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room] Oh yes, but we're not done yet.

[Face changes to the cheerful Good Cop]

Bad Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

[Sets cup of water on table]

Emmet: Yeah.

[reaches for cup]

Emmet: Yeah, actually...

Bad Cop: [face changes back to Bad Cop] Too bad.

[Knocks cup off the table]

[after Batman flies in and saves them]

Batman: Relax, everybody, I'm here.

Emmet: Batman!

[to Lucy]

Batman: What's up, babe?

Lucy: Babe!

Emmet: What?

Lucy: Oh, sorry.

[to Batman]

Lucy: Batman, this is Emmet.

[to Emmet]

Lucy: Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Emmet: That's your boyfriend?

[Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them]

Emmet: Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

Lucy: It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?

[she turns to see Batman has disappeared]

Bad Cop: There he is!

Batman: Police to meet you, Bad Cop.

[Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]

Bad Cop: Batman! The pleasure is all mine!

[Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]

Batman: Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.

[Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground]

Bad Cop: Get off my train.

Bad Cop: You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.

Emmet: That's disgusting!

Emmet: Isn't there a good cop?

Bad Cop: [Changes to good cop] Hi buddy! Want a cup of water?

Emmet: Yeah, actually.

Bad Cop: [Changes back to bad cop]

[Smacks water away]

Bad Cop: Too bad!

Bad Cop: [after he shows to have joined Emmet's side] I hope there's still some "good cop" in me.

Good Cop: [Spins his head around to where Good Cop's face was and draws a hackneyed smiley face on it] Yay!