Bad-Anon Members Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.

Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".

Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[the Bad-Anon members gasp]

Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?

Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie: Yes.

Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.

Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.

Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.

[Bad-Anon members applaud]

Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.

Wreck-It Ralph: Really?

Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.

Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zangief.

Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy.

[Bad-Anon members agree]

Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.

Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!

Wreck-It Ralph, Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.

Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.

Cyborg: Yeah!

[Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]

Cyborg: Inside here!