Baby Jay Quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

[first lines]

Silent Bob's Mother: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.

[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]

Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now.

[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]

Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.

Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies?

Jay's Mother: Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one?

Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.

Jay's Mother: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE!

Passerby: Oh yeah, keep on truckin'!

Jay's Mother: [to infant Jay] Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck!

[Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]

Baby Jay: [his first words] Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck...