Avi Quotes in John Wick (2014)

Viggo Tarasov: [calling John Wick on the telephone] Hello, John.

[John says nothing]

Viggo Tarasov: I heard about your wife, and I'm sorry. My condolences. It's, uh, seems to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad fuckin' luck caused our paths to cross once again.

[John says nothing]

Viggo Tarasov: John?

[John says nothing]

Viggo Tarasov: Let us not resort to our baser instincts and handle this like civilized men to move on...

[John hangs up mid-sentence; Viggo puts down his phone in a resigned manner]

Avi: What'd he say?

Viggo Tarasov: [pause] Enough.

Avi: [quietly] Oh, God.

Viggo Tarasov: Task your crew.

Avi: H-how, how many?

Viggo Tarasov: How many do you have?

Avi: The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you.

Jake Green: This has become a large problem, Avi.

Avi: There's no such thing as problems, Mr. Green, only situations...

[last lines]

Avi: Checkmate.

Avi: You heard of the private sector? That's where you found me.

Scott: Well, then sell me something.

Avi: There are some people in this house...

Scott: Avi...

Avi: That if you were go, while you were there, if you said hello to them for me, it would cut your price.

Scott: Avi, what do you think I am?

Avi: I don't know what you are. You ain't a planner. You're a shooter. I don't know what you're doing here, and I think you've gone off the reservation.

Avi: [stunned] No one could've survived that crash!

Jason: [glowers] I DID!

[last lines]

Avi: [grimly] Then I guess I have some unfinished bussiness to deal with

Avi: Who sent you?

Jason: YOU DID! Flight 77? I was on it

Avi: [eyes widen] NO ONE could've survived that crash

Jason: [grimly] Sometimes I wish no one had

[last lines]

Avi: Then it seems I have some unfinished business to attend to/deal with

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?

Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?

Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.

[Avi arrives in London]

Doug the Head: Avi!

Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...

Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em? I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend Franky, Doug. I'm gonna find him, and you're gonna help me find him, and we're gonna start at that fight.

Customs official: Anything to declare?

Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Avi: Tony.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

[Avi, Tony, and Rosebud watch Boris on the video monitor]

Bullet Tooth Tony: This guy's a handful.

Rosebud: I hate Russians. I'll take care of him.

Bullet Tooth Tony: He's all yours, Rosebud me old son.

Rosebud: Not a problem.

[Cut to a few minutes later, inside Tony's Jaguar. All three of them are bruised, bloody, and shouting, but Rosebud is seriously hurt]

Rosebud: You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck, then get me to a doctor!

Avi: Yeah, yeah, but first the stone, Rosie. First the stone and then I'm gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I'm gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.

[at Tony]

Avi: Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies.

Mullet: Do me a favor, Ton!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

[Mullet hunkers down to the car window]

Mullet: Got to make it worth my while, mate. Jesus, Tony, you know that...

[Tony seizes his tie and rolls up the window, wedging Mullet's head in it]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Now you just take all the time you want.

[He starts the car forward]

Mullet: What the fuck are you doing, Ton?

Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?

Mullet: Slow down, Ton.

Bullet Tooth Tony: [sniffs] You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?

Mullet: Slow down, Ton! Slow down, Tony!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I don't think I'll slow down. I think I'll speed up. You can play some music if you like.

[He turns on the radio; Madonna's "Lucky Star" is playing]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Oh, I love this track.

Mullet: I think...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Yes, Mullet?

Mullet: I think it's two black guys, in a pawn shop on Smith street.

Bullet Tooth Tony: You better not be telling me porky pies.

Mullet: I'm fucking telling you, it's two black guys who work off a pawn shop in fucking Smith Street!

Avi: That's very effective, Tony. It's not too subtle, but effective.

[Tony accelerates and turns toward Smith Street]

Avi: Are we taking him with us?

[Tony rolls down the window, releasing Mullet's head and dumping him on the roadside]

Alex Denovitz: What about Tony?

[Cut back and forth between Doug's office and a younger Tony in Charlie's brothel]

Alex Denovitz: You know, Bullet Tooth Tony.

Avi: Who's Bullet Tooth...?

Charlie: Tony!

Bullet Tooth Tony: You silly fuck.

Doug the Head: He's a liability.

Alex Denovitz: He'll find you Moses and the burning bush, if you pay him to.

Charlie: [draws a gun] You are gonna die, Tony!

Alex Denovitz: He got shot six times, had the bullets molded into gold.

[Charlie shoots Tony twice in the chest]

Charlie: I shoot you, you go down!

Susi Denovitz: He's got two in his teeth that Dad did for him. So he loves Dad.

[Charlie shoots Tony three more times]

Charlie: Why don't you fucking die!

Susi Denovitz: He's the best chance you got of finding Franky.

Avi: Six times?

[Charlie shoots Tony in the mouth]

Doug the Head: In one sitting.

[Tony, blood dripping from his mouth, draws a saber]

Bullet Tooth Tony: You're in trouble now!

Avi: [in Doug's office while trying to find Boris] Russians.

[he chuckles]

Avi: Russians. I should've known. Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts. What do you know about this goyim?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Ex-KGB cancer. He was a highly trained undercover agent. He'll be impossible to track down.

Doug the Head: [the phone rings and Doug picks it up] Yeah.

Susi Denovitz: Dad, there's a strange man down here who wants to sell us an 84-carat stone.

Doug the Head: Where does he come from?

Susi Denovitz: I don't know, it's hard to tell. He's got a thick Russian accent.

[cut to a TV monitor as Boris stares suspiciously into the camera]

Avi: Tony, there is a man I'd like you to find.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Well, that depends on all the elements in the equation. How many are there?

Avi: Forty thousand.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Where was he last seen?

Doug the Head: At a bookie's.

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's... pass us the blower, Susi.

Avi: How do you wanna get rid of him?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to shoot him?

Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?

Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?

Aditi: Stop this nonsense right now and say sorry to each other. NOW!

Avi: Sorry.

Bunny: It's okay.

Avi: This bugger is not saying sorry!

Aditi: Bunny!

Bunny: Sorry.

Avi: [to Naina] I'm shocked to know that being a biology student, you haven't watched a porn movie!