Avery Bishop Quotes in Jerry Maguire (1996)
Avery Bishop Quotes:
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Avery Bishop: [to Jerry] There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you.
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Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.
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Avery Bishop: [to Jerry] If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.
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[Having sex with Jerry Maguire]
Avery Bishop: Don't ever stop fucking me!
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Jerry Maguire: [after having sex, while lying on their bed by himself] I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything
Avery Bishop: This is what intimacy is, don't forget tomorrow we have the dinner with Wade Cooksey
Jerry Maguire: I know about the bachelor party
Avery Bishop: Your buddy Dooler worked his ass off to make the tribute film all those guys from your office are coming, everybody loves you just calm down relax and act surprised and have an amazing time
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