Autoverkoper Quotes in Flodder (1986)

Autoverkoper: Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...

Buurman Neuteboom: It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.

Johnnie, Zoon Kees: [sit down]

Buurman Neuteboom: Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?

Johnnie: We are after a car.

Zoon Kees: [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!

Buurman Neuteboom: [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!

Johnnie: Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!

[laughing a bit]

Buurman Neuteboom: As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.

Johnnie: Yeah, why not? Go ahead!

Zoon Kees: Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!

Buurman Neuteboom: An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.

Zoon Kees: [agitated] Buffalo?

Buurman Neuteboom: It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.

Johnnie: Not a problem at all!

Buurman Neuteboom: Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?

Johnnie: Yeah, I like a good piece of music!

Zoon Kees: Go ahead. Not a problem at all!

Buurman Neuteboom: And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?

Johnnie: [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!

Johnnie, Zoon Kees: [start laughing]