Autograph Seeker (Curly) Quotes in Hollywood Party (1934)

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Hiya, fellas.

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Moe, what kept you?

Autograph Seeker (Moe): I had to work overtime. How are you doing?

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Oh, great.

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Got any autographs yet?

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah, I got a book full.

Autograph Seeker (Moe): [turns to Curly] And you?

Autograph Seeker (Curly): If I get another one, I'll have two.

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Well, don't worry about it, we'll have plenty before the night's over.

Autograph Seeker (Curly): Oh, this is gonna be a big night.

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Well, I've got a big book.

Reporter: Any celebrities show up?

Autograph Seeker (Moe), Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah, sure.

Reporter: What are you, autograph hounds?

Autograph Seeker (Moe), Autograph Seeker (Larry), Autograph Seeker (Curly): Yeah.

Reporter: Did you get any?

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah, I got some.

Reporter: Let me see.

Autograph Seeker (Larry): I got a whole book full. Look at this, will ya?

[flips through the pages]

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.

Reporter: Them stars write fast, don't they?

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah.

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Are you collecting autographs?

Reporter: No, collecting photographs.

[the Stooges pose]

Reporter: No, not of you crumbs.

Reporter: Hey fellas, seen any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here.

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah: neanderthal!

[takes reporter's cane and hits his head]

Reporter: Who?

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Andro-phobia.

[takes cane, hits reporter]

Reporter: What?

Autograph Seeker (Curly): Androgenes.

[takes cane, hits reporter]

Scientific Pedant: No no no, Professor, your dissertation refutes every scientific theory.

Scientific Pedant: But Doctor, please reflect on the profounder aspects of the matter and consider the vital points of my thesis.

Scientific Pedant: But gentlemen, your theories are distinctly contradictory.

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Are you guys actors or hillbillies?

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Come out from under the spinach Gable, we know you.

Scientific Pedant: [Moe pulls the professor's beard] Yow-ow-ow!

Scientific Pedant: Out of the way, morons. We are of the scientific world, not of Thespis.

[leaves]

Scientific Pedant: Look, look, this proves my point: a perfect specimen of the Neanderthal man.

Scientific Pedant: [points at Curly] What, that? Oh no, look at the measurements.

[examines Curly's head]

Scientific Pedant: Look at that, look at that. Why, that's the androgynous type. I can prove it. The androgynous cranium is always hollow, now just listen.

[hits Curly on the head with the cane with a hollow "thud" ]

Scientific Pedant: No, no, no, no, Professor, you're wrong.

[examines Curly's head]

Scientific Pedant: That is the skull of the anthropedal.

Scientific Pedant: No, that's more like the skull of the anthropedia.

[examines Moe]

Scientific Pedant: Listen.

[hits Moe's head with his cane, with a "bonk", turns to Larry]

Scientific Pedant: Ah, the obvious Neanderthal type, now.

[hits Larry's head with his cane, making a "click"]

Scientific Pedant: Now just note the difference: Neanderthal,

[hits Larry]

Scientific Pedant: anthropedial,

[hits Moe]

Scientific Pedant: androgynous.

[hits Curly]

Scientific Pedant: Well, there you are.

Reporter: Hey fellas, seen any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here.

Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah: neanderthal!

[hits reporter with cane, making a "ding" sound]

Reporter: Who?

Autograph Seeker (Moe): Andro-phobia.

[takes cane, hits reporter]

Reporter: What?

Autograph Seeker (Curly): Androgenes.

[takes cane, hits reporter]

Reporter: What, are you kidding?

[gives Moe, Larry and Curly a sweeping slap with xylophone sound effects]

Reporter: Hold it!

[takes a picture of Moe, Larry and Curly]

Reporter: Okay.

[goes to the door, turns away after seeing the butler]

Reporter: Heh-heh, I'll skip this joint.