AUTO Quotes in WALL·E (2008)

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AUTO Quotes:

  • Captain: [Standing in front of a hologram of the plant from EVE's camera] Haha! Look what I got, AUTO!

    AUTO: Not possible.

    Captain: [chuckles] That's right, the plant. Oh, you want it? Come and get it, blinky.

  • AUTO: [Auto has just shown the Captain directive A-113, which is a message not to return to Earth due to rising toxicity levels making life unsustainable] Now, the plant.

    Captain: No wait a minute, Computer when was the message sent out to the Axiom?

    Ship's Computer: Message received in the year 2110.

    Captain: That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! Auto, things have changed. We've gotta go back.

    AUTO: Sir, orders are do not return to Earth.

    Captain: But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing. It's living proof he was wrong.

    AUTO: Irrelevant, Captain.

    Captain: What? It's completely relevant.

    [moves toward the window]

    Captain: Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing.

    [moves back toward Auto]

    Captain: That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!

    AUTO: On the Axiom, you will survive.

    Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live.

    AUTO: Must follow my directive.

    Captain: [groans in frustration, then turns around and notices that Auto is looming closer in the portraits of his predecessors. AUTO looms close behind him making him tighten his cap] I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home *today*.

    [Auto advances toward him threateningly, causing the Captain to flinch]

  • Captain: Define "hoe-down".

    Ship's Computer: Hoe-down: A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place.

    Captain: [AUTO appears near the captain] AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called "farms". Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!

    AUTO: [shuts off information display] Good night, Captain.

    Captain: Aww!

    [starts to move away from workstation, but stops and turns around slightly]

    Captain: Psst - Computer, define "dancing".

    Ship's Computer: [WALL-E and EVE are seen outside a window in space, flying around] Dancing: A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.

    [camera cuts to outside the Axiom, and WALL-E and EVE continue to "dance"]

  • Captain: AUTO, you are relieved of duty!

    [strains up and switches AUTO to "manual"]

    AUTO: Nooooooooo.

  • [repeated line]

    AUTO: Give me the plant.

  • [repeated line, regarding the recovered plant]

    AUTO: Not possible.

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