Will Harvey quotes:

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.