Tom Upton quotes:

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Apparently I couldn't even pretend to be normal.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can't find anything worth doing.

I really should come with a warning label.

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody's telling you to keep your mind clear?

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

I just love things that serve a duel purpose.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Life is much simpler if you don't notice anything.

Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.