Tim Brookes quotes:

First guitars tend to be like first loves: ill-chosen, unsuitable, short-lived and unforgettable.

the flanger setting ... makes it sound as if the chord is being chewed over thoughtfully by a large genie accustomed to telling long, implausible stories

a guitar store is the only place in the known universe where a guy will allow himself to shop like a woman

Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists