The Miz quotes:

It's pretty awesome. Mattel does such a great job with detail... I'm way better looking than Ken. Barbie's been hitting on my action figure the whole time. She actually asked the stocking people if she could hang next to me, but they said no - because it's PG.

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

It was so cute and she was so shy. Someone told me that Randy Orton went up and hugged her and she wouldn't let go. It was kind of cute.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

I'm actually even thinking of stealing the Walls of Jericho and turning in into the Walls of Miz.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I don't like giving or receiving gifts because I don't like that initial reaction. Although I do enjoy the love and the family aspect of Christmas, and I love eating with my family and friends and reconnecting with them.

Alex Riley does a lot of things for me. I teach him so many things.

Alex Riley is a star - he looks like a star, acts like a star. He is a star.

He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.

I felt myself getting teary eyed. And I was like, 'Wait a second. You can't do that. You're the WWE Champion.' Then I went out of the ring, Alex Riley was there and we both celebrated together. Feeling his excitement made me feel even more excited.

I had Alex Riley out there as well and he's jumping up and down excited. You know, hugging me and the fans are going nuts and booing me.

I mean, it blows me away that I have fans or I have people that know me in Iraq that are protecting me.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.

Michael Cole is a visionary!

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

Alex Riley and I will be driving from live event to live event and if Ke$ha comes on it is blasted throughout the entire car and we are singing at the top of our lungs. So if you ever see A-Ry and me in a car you might catch us in an embarrassing moment of two 30-year-old grown men screaming 'You know we're Superstars.' We are who we are. DJ turn it up up up.

Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.

I think all women have some sort of beauty in them.

I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.

I wanna hear it, I wanna hear it from each and every one of you. I wanna hear it from the kids, the men, the women. I wanna hear it from every single person in this arena. I want you to stand up out of your seat, I want you to get up and do what you should have done a long time ago! I want you to admit that you were wrong! All of you! You all were wrong! Each and every single one of you! I made it!

I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in.

If he wants some, come - well I don't wanna say that!

I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

Michael Cole loves me and I love it!

Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.

Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.

The first time ever seeing a great talker was The Rock. It took a while for him to develop, but a great talker like The Rock, he was just incredible. Every time he was on the show, you wanted to see exactly what he was going to do which is what I try to do but I don't try to do it like The Rock. I don't want to be like anybody else.I want just want to be the No. 1 Miz.

The man who will be the future of the WWE. He will be right under me. He is the man, he is the myth, he is the legend, soon to be.. he is, Alex Riley.

Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all.

Whenever I do a movie I always like to base my character off of a couple different characters.

You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!