Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes:

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever...

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.