Seymour Hicks quotes:

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant.

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

I always travel first class on a train. It's the only way to avoid one's creditors.

You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.