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90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves
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Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you're wet.
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people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big
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A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
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Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything
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when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'
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