Sarah Ferguson quotes:

When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. Just remember we had such a good day. Our wedding was so perfect.' Because we're such a unit together. He made me feel very part of the day on April the 29th.

You said how strange it was that people were prepared to buy expensive material objects, but when it came to making an investment in their souls they refused to do so, considering it a monstrous indulgence and a waste of money! (58)

The queen and I always got on well, still do; I uphold everything Her Majesty represents, has given up her life for. It's her duty. For her country, she's selfless to the grave.

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

I really miss Diana. I loved her so much.

I wanted to work; it's not right for a princess of the royal house to be commercial, so Andrew and I decided to make the divorce official so I could go off and get a job.

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!

As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, its fine with me.

Humility comes from understanding that the obstacles in front of you are not going to go away.

I left my marriage knowing I'd have to work. I have.

I felt that I ostracized myself by my behavior, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake? Why have I made so many mistakes?

It was dreadful. They tried to put the little redhead in a cage.

With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!

For me, faith means that what is right will win out one day. It means that the universe is not aimless but moves by some positive design.

I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.

The elderly have weathered enough squalls to know that this one, too, shall pass. They own the courage to be original; they've learned to hold their own values above the conventional wisdom.

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.