Ronnie Corbett quotes:

I certainly treasure the memory and indeed the picture, which still hangs in my house in Scotland, of Ronnie Barker and I with the Choir when we came to Wales to shoot our Welsh choir section of the "Two Ronnies" programme. You are very close to my heart.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and gaiety and a singer; old-fashioned entertainment - it won't die easily.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

I wasn't a very athletic boy. I was once lapped in the long jump