Phil Lester quotes:

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.