Nipsey Russell quotes:

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few bucks a night!

I start with the joke line and write backward.

When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.