Nick Swisher quotes:

It's been like that all spring. It's just that balls decided to hang up there. It's hard to catch it when you can't see it. But that's how it's going to be in Oakland in the afternoon anyway.

I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'.

Everyone knows an ant, can't, move a rubber tree plant.

I'm being a lot more consistent, trying to make every swing look the same. I'm doing what the situation calls for and trying not to do too much.