Mr. Krabs quotes:

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

I love this young people's music.

MONEY is the ultimate source of joy.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?