Merv Griffin quotes:

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

That my business success is equal to my personal life.

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen!

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.

If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual. I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

I will not be back after these messages

I've outlived all my diet doctors.