June Diane Raphael quotes:

I took a couple of classes in clowning, but that was more like Lucille Ball kind of slapstick, not Ringling Brothers. But we had to do things silently, and the teacher would do this running commentary. 'Does this make Clown sad? Oh, Clown doesn't like that, does Clown?' Always 'Clown.' Never a name.

I remember in second grade, everybody in the class had to come up with adjectives for each other, and I got shy. In a way, I force myself to perform, because if I didn't, I'd stay home rolled up in a ball watching 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' all day.

Your best friendships are with people who share your world view.

Comedy fans are the best fans. They embrace and support you doing low-budget work and will follow you to the end of the earth!

You don't have to spend eight years of your life trying to get something done. You can get your answers very quickly, and there's something satisfying about that.

One Christmas I had no money, and so I went home and just, like, wrote a poem; I mean, I didn't write them, but I just handed out poems as Christmas presents. Like, 'Here's a Pablo Neruda poem that really made me think of you.'

Writing pilots is such a specific thing. It's not even really writing TV shows. A pilot is its own beast.