Jon Gruden quotes:

Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON

Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game.

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach

I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse.

If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel.

Meaningless yards are not meaningful.

If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders , for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn't get real interested. So you've got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation.

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer.

The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.

Follow the ball, man. There's only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let's not get too far away from the reality of it all.

I bet you like sitting at red lights.

Ultra high speed slow mo

I just wanna see some football.

Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better

He should voicemail get open!