Joe Royle quotes:

Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me? I'm in between.

Duncan became a legend before he became a player at Everton.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

I don't make promises, I promise results.

I don't blame individuals, I blame myself.

I don't want to compare Bowditch to Matt Le Tissier, but the way he scored his goal was similar to Matt.

The trouble with Earl Barrett is that he's one paced .... Zooommmmm.

We did not pass the ball... we couldn't have found our front two with radar.

That was clearly a tackle aimed at getting revenge - or maybe it was just out-and-out retribution.

If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.

I will be writing to the relevant authorities to complain, but I'm wasting my breath.