J. Cornell Michel quotes:

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.