Guillermo Diaz quotes:

I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.

I love Rob Zombie - I'd love to work with Rob Zombie or John Cameron Mitchell.

I had done student films for the School Of Visual Arts and for NYU and all these schools in New York, so those were my first film experiences, but they were student films, so I guess they don't really count.

There seems to be art and creativity everywhere, whether it was in the galleries of Jaffa or along the streets of Jerusalem ... the creativity blows my mind because you can see that people want to live their lives to the fullest.

It was great working with Kevin Smith - just a dream.

I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

When I was in high school, I wasn't really popular. I was picked on a lot. And then I did a talent show, and kids started to tell me that I did a good job. It was the first time that my peers told me that they liked what I was doing. Something clicked, and I knew that this is what I wanted to do.

I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects.

I'm a loner. I like to be alone. I'm socially awkward.

When the attention is on me, off-camera, I get uncomfortable - sort of shy and at a loss for words, as you can probably tell?