Gorilla Monsoon quotes:

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!

If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

The irresistible force meets the immovable object.

He has a lower occipital proturbance!

You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!