Flip Wilson quotes:

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Funny is an attitude.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

What you see is what you get.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.