Edge quotes:

See you this Sunday in Miami Kane, I wonder how Paul will look in a speedo..

Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

Who is his manager? Milton Bradley.

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

I suppose ultimately I'm interested in music. I'm a musician. I'm not a gunslinger. That's the difference between what I do and what a lot of guitar heroes do.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

Why am I arguing with a computer?

Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena! Down goes Cena!

Mick Foley has gone from being a hardcore legend to a cuddly teddy bear.

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.

EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!

We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional.

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

He's the game all right.