Diana Rowland quotes:

Youâ??re pretty smart for a Fed.â? â??I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could get into the agency,

Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!

I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.

When did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running again, forcing me into a brief sprint to catch up. We're conditioned from birth she said. I swear to god,if I ever have a daughter I'll ban all of the Disney princesses from the house. Except Mulan. She kicks ass.

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.