Dennis Sharp quotes:

Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.

Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I'd like to believe I'm an expert.

A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth.

See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.

I'm not left-wing, or right-wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just couldn't have that.

Why do you dwell on things that don't matter when there are so many things that do?