Charles Dudley Warner quotes:

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  • Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.

  • Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.

  • No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.

  • Public opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly as strong as the ten commandments.

  • We are half ruined by conformity, but we should be wholly ruined without it.

  • Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

  • The boy who expects every morning to open into a new world finds that today is like yesterday, but he believes tomorrow will be different.

  • A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.

  • The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.

  • What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.

  • One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one.

  • Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

  • How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man.

  • Goodness comes out of people who bask in the sun, as it does out of a sweet apple roasted before the fire.

  • Women are not as sentimental as men, and are not so easily touched with the unspoken poetry of nature, being less poetical, and having less imagination; they are more fitted for practical affairs, and would make fewer failures in business.

  • There is nothing that disgusts a man like getting beaten at chess by a woman.

  • To own a bit of ground, to scratch it with a hoe, to plant seeds, and watch the renewal of life - this is the commonest delight of the race, the most satisfactory thing a man can do.

  • The stranger who receives the rare gift of human kindness holds its value in his heart forever.

  • I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.

  • How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man?

  • The boy who expects every morning to open into a new world finds that today is like yesterday, but he believes tomorrow will be different

  • The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value

  • A cynic might suggest as the motto of modern life this simple legend-"just as good as the real.

  • It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous.

  • There was never a nation great until it came to the knowledge that it had nowhere in the world to go for help.

  • Hoeing in the garden on a bright, soft May day, when you are not obligated to, is nearly equal to the delight of going trouting.

  • There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it.

  • To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world.

  • Nothing shows one who his friends are like prosperity and ripe fruit.

  • I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity

  • There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.

  • The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things. It can be said to have a soul.

  • You want to hate somebody, if you can, just to keep your powers of discrimination bright, and to save yourself from becoming a mere mush of good-nature.

  • Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

  • People always overdo the matter when they attempt deception.

  • Nothing is worth reading that does not require an alert mind.

  • Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do; but nearly every one who tries his power touches the walls of his being.

  • Politics makes strange bedfellows.

  • Regrets are idle; yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently.

  • The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

  • It is difficult to be emphatic when no one is emphatic on the other side.

  • The love of dirt is among the earliest of passions, as it is the latest. Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure. Fondness for the ground comes back to a man after he has run the round of pleasure and business, eaten dirt, and sown wild oats, drifted about the world, and taken the wind of all its moods. The love of digging in the ground (or of looking on while he pays another to dig) is as sure to come back to him, as he is sure, at last, to go under the ground, and stay there.

  • The most popular persons are those who take the world as it is who find the least fault.

  • The chief effect of talk on any subject is to strengthen one's own opinions, and, in fact, one never knows exactly what he does believe until he is warmed into conviction by the heat of attack and defence.

  • What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be!

  • Nature is entirely indifferent to any reform. She perpetuates a fault as persistently as a virtue.

  • If there was any petting to be done...he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.

  • The man who has planted a garden feels that he has done something for the good of the world.

  • Memory has the singular characteristic of recalling in a friend absent, as in a journey long past, only that which is agreeable.

  • There are those who say that trees shade the garden too much, and interfere with the growth of the vegetables. There may be something in this:but when I go down the potato rows, the rays of the sun glancing upon my shining blade, the sweat pouring down my face, I should be grateful for shade.

  • It is only the fools who keep straining at high C all their lives.

  • Plots are no more exhausted than men are. Every man is a new creation, and combinations are simply endless.

  • I know that unremitting attention to business is the price of success, but I don't know what success is.

  • I do not know the names of all the weeds and plants, I have to do as Adam did in his garden... name things as I find them.

  • There is life in the ground; it goes into the seeds and also when it is stirred up goes into the man who stirs it.

  • There is no beauty like that which was spoiled by an accident; no accomplishments and graces are so to be envied as those that circumstances rudely hindered the development of.

  • The principal value of a garden is not understood. It is not to give the possessors vegetables and fruit (that can be better and cheaper done by the market-gardeners), but to teach him patience and philosophy, and the higher virtues - hope deferred, and expectations blighted, leading directly to resignation, and sometimes to alienation.

  • Snobbery, being an aspiring failing, is sometimes the prophecy of better things.

  • There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you.

  • Woman is perpetual revolution, and is that element in the world which continually destroys and recreates.

  • A woman set on anything will walk right through the moral crockery without wincing.

  • The love of dirt is among the earliest of passions, as it is the latest.

  • Each age has its choice of the death it will die.

  • A boy has a natural genius for combining business with pleasure.

  • The tenure of a literary reputation is the most uncertain and fluctuating of all.

  • Let us celebrate the soil. Most men toil that they may own a piece of it; they measure their success in life by their ability to buy it.

  • If you do things by the job, you are perpetually driven: the hours are scourges. If you work by the hour, you gently sail on the stream of Time, which is always bearing you on to the haven of Pay, whether you make any effort, or not.

  • Isolation breeds conceit.

  • It is well known that no person who regards his reputation will ever kill a trout with anything but a fly. It requires some training on the part of the trout to take to this method. The uncultivated, unsophisticated trout in unfrequented waters prefers the bait; and the rural people, whose sole object in going a-fishing appears to be to catch fish, indulge them in their primitive taste for the worm. No sportsman however, will use anything but the fly, except when he happens to be alone.

  • Politics make strange bedfellows.

  • It is well known that no person who regards his reputation will ever kill a trout with anything but a fly. It requires some training on the part of the trout to take to this method.

  • Nature is, in fact, a suggester of uneasiness, a promoter of pilgrimages and of excursions of the fancy which never come to any satisfactory haven.

  • There was never a nation that became great until it came to the knowledge that it had nowhere in the world to go for help.

  • The world is full of poetry as the earth is of pay-dirt; one only needs to know how to strike it.

  • A garden is an awful responsibility. You never know what you may be aiding to grow in it.

  • Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations. It is not much matter if things do not turn out well.

  • The world so quickly adjusts itself after any loss, that the return of the departed would nearly always throw it, even the circle most interested, into confusion.

  • Blessed be agriculture! if one does not have too much of it.

  • There is but one pleasure in life equal to that of being called on to make an after-dinner speech, and that is not being called on to make one.

  • One of the advantages of pure congregational singing is that you can join in the singing whether you have a voice or not. The disadvantage is that your neighbor can do the same.

  • One discovers a friend by chance, and cannot but feel regret that 20 or 30 years of life may have been spent without the least knowledge of him.

  • One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one

  • The wise man does not permit himself to set up even in his own mind any comparisons of his friends. His friendship is capable of going to extremes with many people, evoked as it is by many qualities.

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