Casey Renee Kiser quotes:

Waking up breaks my heart.Getting dressed breaks my arms.Joining the crowd breaks my legs.Letting someone in...does me in.

Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper

love meget lost in mebut bewareside effects includea lot of shivering, babya lot of drinking, maybea lot of sinking, baby

He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything,it was for a manto shut up.

Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.

I won't sleepif that's what it takesto not wake upas myself

I get happy and I get sad,just like anybody elsebut they call this a disorder.

Sometimes I look at himand I want to get on my best heels.Sometimes I look at himand I want to be a lesbian.He says that I'm too moody.

Go on down to the local palm reader,she'll spit out exactly what you feed herbecause honey, you already knew your husband was a cheater.

I want to sleep in the ovenbecause I just burn in the bed.

I am girl overboard.But you do make drowning fun.