Bob Wells quotes:

In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day.

Actions lie louder than words.

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

Look around. There are no enemies here. There's just good, old-fashioned rivalry.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.