Bob Phillips quotes:

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new IP-PRIME platform, .. NRTC is focused on finding telecommunications solutions that are ideal for rural communities and working with our membership to make those solutions a reality across the country.

The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

It is always dullest before the yawn.